The Uphill Struggle to Fitness
Hard to believe that another Thursday promised good weather. Despite the holiday season, 8 keen GIN Bikers signed up for a tour that was described initially as simply “lunch in France”. The BLeader once again asked for the meeting place to be at his apartment since his physio would be preparing his still repairing Achilles tendon and shrunken muscles for the ride ahead. Almost at the designated hour, PeterD, Mark2Ts, Mervyn, Ivan, e-Rudi, e-Drew and e-Richard appeared in Arnex. Admittedly, a couple of participants had to have last minute instructions to find the rest of group. Drew showed off his new car bike carrier whilst Rudi persisted with his more makeshift open hatchback and elastic tie. Ivan’s bike was intact (compared to the last viewing) although with a 33% loss in gearing. No changes in the rest of the group: from museum pieces to relatively recent acquisitions.
With everyone captive, the true extent of the BLeader’s plans were unveiled: direct to Bonmont hill, a short reprieve before the Vesancy hill and then another short reprieve until the Gex-Echenevex hill…..an unpleasant final climb before the rewards of lunch at The Auberge des Chasseurs in Echenevex. The choice of the restaurant was made by default, due to the French habit of closing down all hostelleries during August. However, this particular restaurant had been on his wish list for a time and it was with relief and gratitude that the BLeader discovered it to be operational. Not so for our usual coffee stops. The O’Château stop in Vesancy, which has been a favourite for coffee and lunch, now seems to be only open on demand, according to the website. Other potential beverage stops in Gex were also shuttered.
Anyway, I digress and am getting ahead of the true purpose of the day: the cycling. The e-bikers revelled in the hills, although 2-gear Ivan tried to give them an early run for their money, until his propelling muscles realised the enormity of maintaining the task. On the flat, the e-bikers were more reserved and conserved their batteries at the back of the group, whilst the muscle-powered bikes did the same at the front. Sufficient stops were made to regroup and check that there were no losses in personnel……which has been known in the past. Several participants did try to select individual routes but were brought back into the fold. Peter decided that continuity without stopping has merits and forged ahead alone up the Vesancy hill, getting to the summit first and ensuring the dotted jersey.

Bonmont Hill success – one down two hills to go

Trying the PeterT selfie touch
With the deficit of suitable coffee stops, we arrived at the lunch restaurant ahead of schedule, for once . Our table under the trees was ready and waiting, with a pleasant view overlooking the Alps and the Maison Blanche Golf Club below. Local brasserie beer was rapidly ordered and consumed before we settled into the 3-course menu du jour. The standard was high: fresh mushroom ravioli, crevettes in a coconut milk pasta curry, mirabelles and ice-cream. Somehow the economy of the set lunch was lost in the final bill once the drinks had been added. The benefit was our usual lively conversation covering an eclectic range of topics. The food and ambiance led the discussion towards obesity and possible remedies. Some thought that food intake could not be offset by exercise, others suggested metabolic rate variations resulted in different weights. Peter had the solution: stomach bacteria. If you get the correct balance then all is resolved. Those with the correct balance can benefit from their good fortune, bloating their bank balance whilst aiding physical thinning in others. Was this a load of crap? Apparently, yes. The use of body waste from a finely tuned individual can work wonders. Further details were lacking (happily) and the conversation moved on towards the return route home.

Happily installed and beers to hand

Thoughtful contemplation of the waistline impact
Now on a roll, Peter volunteered to find a route back to the disused train track. An previous outing attempt had not been 100% successful and he was keen to make amends. He got it mostly correct using his Swiss route finder (in France!), the rest of the group contributing their input where appropriate to ensure crucial decision points were successful. Once on the straight and narrow it was easy cycling to Divonne. A suggestion of a further beer stop at the Grilly brasserie was overturned as siestas (and grandchildren) beckoned. The group separated at Divonne, some on a mission to Carrefour, others realising that this was the quickest way home. The Arnex parked e-bikers followed Stephen through Divonne and onto the old train track to Crassier and back to Arnex.
Statistics: ca. 47km, ca. 600m of climb, average moving speed 17.2 km/hr
